: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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