real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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