I wanna passion pit in your ass
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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