I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize