WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
3pm strippers are depressing
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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