I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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