if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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