what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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