I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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