everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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