he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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