is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
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