I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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