you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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