i need an iv and a liver transplant
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Drake has all the answers
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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