He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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