Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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