Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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