So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she smelled like a LAN party
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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