So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize