Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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