what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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