Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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