I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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