yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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