let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
high people should be assigned attendants
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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