I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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