if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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