New invention idea: vibrating tampons
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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