it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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