p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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