i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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