And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
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