..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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