Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I think i got beer on your cat.
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