Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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