I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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