are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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