you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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