well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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