ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I just found puke in my bra..
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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