One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We left the knife in your bed.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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