the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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