: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I got inside last night via doggy door
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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