When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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