oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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