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Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she smelled like a LAN party
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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