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(479): View more from Arkansas

he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha

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(561): View more from Florida

My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.

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(314): View more from Missouri

There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.

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(317): View more from Indiana

she was licking his armpits.

(317): View more from Indiana

asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.

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(801): View more from Utah

I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?

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(419): View more from Ohio

two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome

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(970): View more from Colorado

You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped

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(309): View more from Illinois

I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.

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