She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
My breath smells like gin and sadness
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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