you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
The adults are the big ones right?
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