I wish I could teleport
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Randomize
