Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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