Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
