the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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