I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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